Caption Contest: #75
Posted on January 27th, 2009 by Oliver White in Caption Contests
The seventy-fifth photograph to feature in BlogF1’s caption contest. You know the drill, think of something funny and witty to say and leave it as a comment below. Going back to 2003, this is an image of Jaguar driver Justin Wilson. The British driver spent most of the season in a Minardi, but Ford soon snapped him up to replace Antonio Pizzonia for the last five races of the year. At 1.93m, Justin always had difficulty fitting in the petite cars, but did score a point in his short career F1 career. Since his F1 days, Wilson has found more success in America, racing in the Champ Car and IndyCar series. But perhaps more importantly, what is he doing to the lady sitting his car?
Haplo
January 27th, 2009 - 11:15pm
Steeeering wheel. See? Steering wheel.
Pink Peril
January 28th, 2009 - 12:01am
Justin Wilson attempts to find out if it really is true that store mannequins have nipples….
michael
January 28th, 2009 - 3:18am
He: points to the “thing-a-ma-bob” thinking that he actually can educate this bimbo on the finer points of an F1 steering wheel..”isn’t it all so very interesting” he thinks…
She: couldn’t give a damn and knows that if she pretends to put up with this sad lecture she will garner a decent photo op and propel her career towards someone who actually gets paid for driving one of these.
Losers…
Gavin Brown (RubberGoat)
January 28th, 2009 - 7:35am
“If I press this button here, a gust of air will blow over your face…”
Jonas
January 29th, 2009 - 1:25am
… and while this one activates the high-tech eco-friendly airbags…
chill
January 29th, 2009 - 2:43pm
. o O (cut the crap dude! your car doesn’t even have a shifter stick!)
nikosGR
January 29th, 2009 - 9:09pm
Justin Wilson:”Do you know what this button is for..?I was always wondering what this button does..I asked my engineers too but none seems to know either..”
B
January 30th, 2009 - 5:58pm
So here in the wind tunnel you can see during this high speed simulation that there really is absolutely no point of this stupid tiny 5cm tall windscreen. I mean your hair’s all over the place for pete’s sake!
Alianora La Canta
January 30th, 2009 - 8:32pm
Wilson: “If this is the supermodel button, where’s the money button so that Ford doesn’t pull the plug on Jaguar?”
Supermodel: *wonders why the steering wheel isn’t green like the rest of the car*
bryce
February 2nd, 2009 - 12:20am
How put the mannequin in here?
Dr John C Bullas
February 6th, 2009 - 9:12pm
…and if we got rid of those breasts as well as your brain we could really improve the power to weight ratio
RS
February 8th, 2009 - 4:03am
Justin? What a really spellbinding concept then guessing it’s an ironic nickname!
Now, on the steering wheel push the override button labelled pitbabe feisty alert.