Comments on: Caption Contest: #56

By: Gusto

Gusto — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 21:57:32 +0000

Bernie,I swear it wasnt me who urinated in your drink.Its supposed to taste like that

By: Gman

Gman — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 01:38:55 +0000

Perhaps if you give this a try, you’ll pick up at least a few inches in height down the road….

By: Bluray

Bluray — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:59:21 +0000

“Yes Bernie, believe me. It Does. Yes it is absolutely true.”

“Red Bull gives you wings!!”

By: marc morris

marc morris — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 05:31:43 +0000

Bernie, I have NO idea how the Vodka got in here!

By: mike

mike — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:30:45 +0000

Look Bernie…

All you have to do is bend over, we put the hose up your ass, it only takes a few minutes and its over…you’ll feel like a new man…It doesn’t hurt, believe me…I do it weekly and look at my skin!

Max Loves It!!!

By: Alianora La Canta

Alianora La Canta — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:54:45 +0000

Bernie, can you do something about these kids I was complaining about last year? They’re taking over the sport now!

By: Steven Roy

Steven Roy — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:30:15 +0000

You know what would be really funny Bernie? Next time there is a mixed up qualifying session hack into the timing system and put three Red Bull cars at the top.

By: Clive

Clive — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:02:17 +0000

Mark Webber: You seriously expect me to believe it was drinking Red Bull that stunted your growth? Come on, Bernie, they weren’t even making the stuff when you were a kid.

By: Pink Peril

Pink Peril — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 01:34:43 +0000

You know Bernie, even through your combover I can see the bald spot on the top of your head. Everyone can, ‘cos you see – we are ALL taller than you.

By: Arnet

Arnet — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:45:28 +0000

You really should see the bloke who does my hair. I’m telling you, you will look years younger and you’ll be able to needle Bill Gates about his bad hair and goofy glasses!

By: Oliver White

Oliver White — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:18:02 +0000

I'm telling you Bernie, I only told him to pull me bleedin' finger. I didn't realise he was gonna go and blub to the press about it. Jeez, can't a bloke make a joke anymore!?