Caption Contest: #47

Posted on July 2nd, 2008 by Oliver White in Caption Contests

The forty-seventh photograph to feature in BlogF1’s caption contest. You know the drill, think of something funny and witty to say and leave it as a comment below. As promised, I will try to vary the photos more and this time we have Michael Schumacher being snapped in a difficult position at the start of the Chinese Grand Prix back in 2005. Schumacher had spun his Ferrari and found his route back to the pitlane blocked. Isn’t it funny how no amount of protective clothing can fully prepare you for a life as a racing driver!

Michael Schumacher - 2005 Chinese Grand Prix

Image © xpb.cc/Motorsport.com.

13 Comments For This Post

  1. bigotez

    The german driver decided to have a vasectomy at the track because he thought he had enough children.

  2. Pink Peril

    Just call me Michael Skewermacher from now on.

  3. Mark

    “Where’s Ralf? Maybe we can organise a transplant.”

  4. Ago

    Michael told later to Felipe : “-watch the poles they can be a pain in the a**” So when Kubica arrived Massa didn’t ignore the threat….

  5. Stephen Hill

    The FIA test new Chastity Safety Belt.

  6. Oliver White

    Come on Michael, you can’t sit on the fence on this one: Is Felipe really any good…?

  7. Rick DeNatale

    Scheiße! Just what I thought. I DID drop my car keys down this pipe.

  8. Arun

    Didn’t know I’d have to get pricked by a metal fence to capture this pole, how easy it was to do it on a track!!

  9. Alianora La Canta

    Michael Schumacher decided to protest the Chinese Grand Prix’s million-dollar lifts by leaving the circuit using the cheapest-looking route possible.

  10. Floyd

    No contenders for Pole for peerless Schumi

  11. Simon Lomas

    Castration? Yes I’m a little on the fence regarding that issue

  12. Merlin

    Racing against the fence….

  13. Gusto

    After a seat belt failure during a nasty crash,Michael was quite concerned about were he ended up.But that was nothing to what he felt when he dicovered it was an electric fence.

    Help I think Ive got captionitis,Ill fill them all in,even if it kills me!

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