The forty-seventh photograph to feature in BlogF1’s caption contest. You know the drill, think of something funny and witty to say and leave it as a comment below. As promised, I will try to vary the photos more and this time we have Michael Schumacher being snapped in a difficult position at the start of the Chinese Grand Prix back in 2005. Schumacher had spun his Ferrari and found his route back to the pitlane blocked. Isn’t it funny how no amount of protective clothing can fully prepare you for a life as a racing driver!

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July 2nd, 2008 at 1:01am
The german driver decided to have a vasectomy at the track because he thought he had enough children.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:06am
Just call me Michael Skewermacher from now on.
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:20am
“Where’s Ralf? Maybe we can organise a transplant.”
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:21am
Michael told later to Felipe : “-watch the poles they can be a pain in the a**” So when Kubica arrived Massa didn’t ignore the threat….
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:14am
The FIA test new Chastity Safety Belt.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:35pm
Come on Michael, you can’t sit on the fence on this one: Is Felipe really any good…?
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:04pm
Scheiße! Just what I thought. I DID drop my car keys down this pipe.
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:45pm
Didn’t know I’d have to get pricked by a metal fence to capture this pole, how easy it was to do it on a track!!
July 2nd, 2008 at 8:22pm
Michael Schumacher decided to protest the Chinese Grand Prix’s million-dollar lifts by leaving the circuit using the cheapest-looking route possible.
July 6th, 2008 at 6:07am
No contenders for Pole for peerless Schumi
July 17th, 2008 at 1:04am
Castration? Yes I’m a little on the fence regarding that issue
July 27th, 2008 at 2:10pm
Racing against the fence….
October 6th, 2008 at 8:41am
After a seat belt failure during a nasty crash,Michael was quite concerned about were he ended up.But that was nothing to what he felt when he dicovered it was an electric fence.
Help I think Ive got captionitis,Ill fill them all in,even if it kills me!