Caption Contest: #38
Posted on April 30th, 2008 by Oliver White in Caption Contests
The thirty-eighth photograph to feature in BlogF1’s caption contest. You know the drill, think of something funny and witty to say and leave it as a comment below. You guys seem to like adding captions to David Coulthard, so here’s another potential funny from the Scot himself.

Image courtesy of GEPA and Red Bull.
Keith Collantine
April 30th, 2008 - 9:43am
“See! Told you I could pat my head and rub my chest at the same time! Now gimme that fiver..”
Craig
April 30th, 2008 - 9:52am
“What? Karen’s Belgian, not French?! And I thought this outfit would impress her – glad I didn’t bother with the string of onions. I’m gonna regret eating all that garlic though aren’t I?”
Oliver White
April 30th, 2008 - 1:24pm
Coulthard’s impression of Frank Spencer didn’t go down well with the corporate sponsors of Red Bull.
Malcolm
April 30th, 2008 - 3:16pm
“Do you sink zey will recognize me in this disguise? Maybe I can slip thru ze media frenzy! Zey love pinning me down for comments… I keep telling zem it eez not my fault!”
Arnet
April 30th, 2008 - 4:08pm
Coulthard was forced to retire due to an untreatable case of “headorrhoids.”
Arun
April 30th, 2008 - 5:09pm
Something between this is not working at the moment.
Alianora La Canta
April 30th, 2008 - 11:50pm
Coulthard was astonished to discover that his engineer thought rivals were crashing into him due to his penchant for wearing dodgy berets and doing silly dances down the pitlane.
Ago
May 1st, 2008 - 12:12am
I swear I’ll keep my head cool when cornering next time but how about the design of my new helmet ?
Pink Peril
May 2nd, 2008 - 1:10am
DC; one cool cat, just chillin’ before the race……
Ago
May 2nd, 2008 - 1:18pm
Listen: Can we exchange headsets? mine is leaking… give you my Red Bull scarf on top of that !
Jamie
May 3rd, 2008 - 7:49am
DC: “This fever is a nightmare; i have a raw throat, and doc informed me my temperature is topping his charts! I told Bernie we shouldn’t be racing so close to the winter months”
Engineer: “Let’s not discuss ‘topping charts’ in any great detail, please”
Gusto
October 6th, 2008 - 9:03am
Five minutes to the start of the race and Coulthard`s Hangover hadnt shifted.