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  • Caption Contest: #38

    The thirty-eighth photograph to feature in BlogF1’s caption contest. You know the drill, think of something funny and witty to say and leave it as a comment below. You guys seem to like adding captions to David Coulthard, so here’s another potential funny from the Scot himself.

    David Coulthard

    Image courtesy of GEPA and Red Bull.

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    12 Comments For This Post
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    1. April 30th, 2008 - 9:43am

      “See! Told you I could pat my head and rub my chest at the same time! Now gimme that fiver..”

    2. April 30th, 2008 - 9:52am

      “What? Karen’s Belgian, not French?! And I thought this outfit would impress her – glad I didn’t bother with the string of onions. I’m gonna regret eating all that garlic though aren’t I?”

    3. April 30th, 2008 - 1:24pm

      Coulthard’s impression of Frank Spencer didn’t go down well with the corporate sponsors of Red Bull.

    4. April 30th, 2008 - 3:16pm

      “Do you sink zey will recognize me in this disguise? Maybe I can slip thru ze media frenzy! Zey love pinning me down for comments… I keep telling zem it eez not my fault!”

    5. April 30th, 2008 - 4:08pm

      Coulthard was forced to retire due to an untreatable case of “headorrhoids.”

    6. April 30th, 2008 - 5:09pm

      Something between this is not working at the moment.

    7. April 30th, 2008 - 11:50pm

      Coulthard was astonished to discover that his engineer thought rivals were crashing into him due to his penchant for wearing dodgy berets and doing silly dances down the pitlane.

    8. May 1st, 2008 - 12:12am

      I swear I’ll keep my head cool when cornering next time but how about the design of my new helmet ?

    9. May 2nd, 2008 - 1:10am

      DC; one cool cat, just chillin’ before the race……

    10. May 2nd, 2008 - 1:18pm

      Listen: Can we exchange headsets? mine is leaking… give you my Red Bull scarf on top of that !

    11. May 3rd, 2008 - 7:49am

      DC: “This fever is a nightmare; i have a raw throat, and doc informed me my temperature is topping his charts! I told Bernie we shouldn’t be racing so close to the winter months”

      Engineer: “Let’s not discuss ‘topping charts’ in any great detail, please”

    12. October 6th, 2008 - 9:03am

      Five minutes to the start of the race and Coulthard`s Hangover hadnt shifted.

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