The thirty-eighth photograph to feature in BlogF1’s caption contest. You know the drill, think of something funny and witty to say and leave it as a comment below. You guys seem to like adding captions to David Coulthard, so here’s another potential funny from the Scot himself.
Image courtesy of GEPA and Red Bull.
April 30th, 2008 at 9:43am
“See! Told you I could pat my head and rub my chest at the same time! Now gimme that fiver..”
April 30th, 2008 at 9:52am
“What? Karen’s Belgian, not French?! And I thought this outfit would impress her - glad I didn’t bother with the string of onions. I’m gonna regret eating all that garlic though aren’t I?”
April 30th, 2008 at 1:24pm
Coulthard’s impression of Frank Spencer didn’t go down well with the corporate sponsors of Red Bull.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:16pm
“Do you sink zey will recognize me in this disguise? Maybe I can slip thru ze media frenzy! Zey love pinning me down for comments… I keep telling zem it eez not my fault!”
April 30th, 2008 at 4:08pm
Coulthard was forced to retire due to an untreatable case of “headorrhoids.”
April 30th, 2008 at 5:09pm
Something between this is not working at the moment.
April 30th, 2008 at 11:50pm
Coulthard was astonished to discover that his engineer thought rivals were crashing into him due to his penchant for wearing dodgy berets and doing silly dances down the pitlane.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:12am
I swear I’ll keep my head cool when cornering next time but how about the design of my new helmet ?
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:10am
DC; one cool cat, just chillin’ before the race……
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:18pm
Listen: Can we exchange headsets? mine is leaking… give you my Red Bull scarf on top of that !
May 3rd, 2008 at 7:49am
DC: “This fever is a nightmare; i have a raw throat, and doc informed me my temperature is topping his charts! I told Bernie we shouldn’t be racing so close to the winter months”
Engineer: “Let’s not discuss ‘topping charts’ in any great detail, please”